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双语笑话|Another Engine Is Down(又一个引擎出了问题)

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A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loud speaker: Travellers1, one of our engines was out of order , therefore well arrive in Tokyo an hour late . After a short while, the trumpet2 (喇叭)rang out again: Everybody, the second one of our four engines went wrong, we will reach Tokyo late three hours as a result. At this time, the passengers started disturbance. Someone said: In case another engine is down again , well be up here all night. Moreover, a chap got to shouting unendurably: I do not choose to take your awful airplane any longer, let me get off quickly.

一架波音747飞行在太平洋的夜空,喇叭里传来机长的声音:旅客们,大家的一个引擎坏了,因此大家将晚到达东京一个小时。过了一会儿,喇叭第三响起:诸位,大家四个引擎中又坏了一个引擎,为此大家将晚到三个小时。这个时候,乘客开始骚动。有人说:万一再坏一个,大家得呆在天上一整夜了。还有已经受不了的,大叫:我再也不坐你们的破飞机了,快让我下去。


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